what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
vagina is talking i cant
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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