I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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