its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize