im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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