he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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