i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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