I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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