I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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