i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
