its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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