I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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