And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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