Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just gift wrapped bread.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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