I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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