Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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