I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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