yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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