Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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