this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Shame - the story of my life.
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