I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it's like iHOP with fire
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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