I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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