the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Alive.
So much puke
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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