Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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