You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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