yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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