we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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