i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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