How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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