You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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