Church boner. Awkwardddd
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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