another moral hangover. fuck.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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