looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The feeling are messing with the penis
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
