Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.