Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary