Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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