If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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