Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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