Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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