I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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