I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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