Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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