Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(406): View more from Montana

also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)

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(503): View more from Oregon

Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.

(360): View more from Washington

im coming over.

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(937): View more from Ohio

he is so annoying

(513): View more from Ohio

so stop sleeping with him

(937): View more from Ohio

yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

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(239): View more from Florida

I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.

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(407): View more from Florida

I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag

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