He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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