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  Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.

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• (925): View more from California

  She still cant shoot whiskey?

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  Im having serious doubts about this relationship

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.

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  It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...

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• (347): View more from New York

  Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.

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  Truth. Respect the hustle.

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  I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom

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  your the Dr. Phil in my life

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  Today is an unchanging day

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.

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