I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.