Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Another day, another engagement, another cat
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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