At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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