just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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Hippo gnu deer
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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