I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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