She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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