i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
