WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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