friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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