Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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