to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
