with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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