There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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