I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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