love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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