awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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