3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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