i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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